Dear Blogger's,
The day started with my awakening. Obviously. I awoke to a smell near and dear to my heart, the smell of moldy cheese. Ah moldy cheese, some how there is nothing quite like it. You see, I am am a visitor here in Castle apartments, and have journeyed to your noble yet austere city, in order to get away form the bustle and tussle of the quick moving kingdom known as Wisconsin, of which I am Earl. You see, there are people following me...very surreptitiously. I have neither the rhyme nor the reason of their intentions, but as of now it is imperative that none of you bloggers out there reveal my immediate location. I already feel surrounded, I suspect that several of my adversaries have already unearthed my whereabouts and are waiting to pounce, nothing is sacred my friends, especially your selves, for what is this Quintessence of dust? As for the future, read on Bloggers and you shall see, I cannot find it in myself to continue much longer without revealing too much...and as for now we remember the citizens of the bold and brave Wisconsin! FOR NARNIA!!!!!
PS. If you REALLY feel it is necessary to contact me I am currently located between Mother Pure-enough's and Sister Sure-she-is's living quarters just behind teh St. Magdalene's Catholic Church...Go Cheese heads.
