The blind man next to the clinic

Good morning bloggers! Today I am braving this new world of yours and leaving the convent! The nice Sisters here in this place of worship have lead me to their place of underground intelligence, they call it, a clinic. The Sisters have told me that if I went there I may see their secret service captain who will give me a capsule that will turn me invisible. This plan is ingenious! Once I am free of this visage I will be able to walk freely amongst your people when ever I like! It's genius GENIUS! MUHAHAHHAHAHA!!!! Any whozzle...as I made my way to this underground intelligence center other wise known as...the clinic for the underprivileged.... I came across a peculiar specimen who smelled of Urine and well...piss. He kept muttering something strange like "I have already. the truth with all its power lies inside me." So I turned to the man and said ever so politely, "Do try to take a shower old chap, it really is quite worth while." That's when it came to me...'he has already, the truth with all it's power inside him'...HOLY ST. FRANCIS! The smelly one knows! So they must CERTAINLY be following me...certainly. I eyed the man uncertainly."You wouldn't happen to be a former citizen of Wisconsin would you?" I asked the man. He eyed me back...stinkily...."Why yes I was...back in Kansas City during the war of 1812 some where over the Rainbow by a little twist of fate my daughter was there." This had to be a load of mushuguna I thought..."Well that settles that then" I said in a chipper manner. I strolled on my marry way..when suddenly he spoke. "You know, Everybody Hurts...Sometimes..." I turned to him in shock. "Cosi Fan Tutte!" he said. Well by this time I had, had quite enough. He knew something and It's time I found out just what that was, so Instead of entering the underground intelligence agency I decided to head strait back to my little room at the convent...room 112 to be exact. I had some pondering to do. The game is a foot my dear bloggers! Until next time.....(plays ridiculously catchy theme music)