Dear Blogger's,
The day started with my awakening. Obviously. I awoke to a smell near and dear to my heart, the smell of moldy cheese. Ah moldy cheese, some how there is nothing quite like it. You see, I am am a visitor here in Castle apartments, and have journeyed to your noble yet austere city, in order to get away form the bustle and tussle of the quick moving kingdom known as Wisconsin, of which I am Earl. You see, there are people following me...very surreptitiously. I have neither the rhyme nor the reason of their intentions, but as of now it is imperative that none of you bloggers out there reveal my immediate location. I already feel surrounded, I suspect that several of my adversaries have already unearthed my whereabouts and are waiting to pounce, nothing is sacred my friends, especially your selves, for what is this Quintessence of dust? As for the future, read on Bloggers and you shall see, I cannot find it in myself to continue much longer without revealing too much...and as for now we remember the citizens of the bold and brave Wisconsin! FOR NARNIA!!!!!
PS. If you REALLY feel it is necessary to contact me I am currently located between Mother Pure-enough's and Sister Sure-she-is's living quarters just behind teh St. Magdalene's Catholic Church...Go Cheese heads.
I laughed out loud. This is really funny. As much as I like it being funny, I think it borderlines silliness which may not be what you want to aim for for the entire life of the project.
ReplyDeleteIs this person crazy? Because I'm guessing that they are, but I think to solidify that point he should interact with someone. The contact would create a contrast between what is "normal" and what is not. Maybe you end up writing on how Dave is the normal one and everyone else is crazy; whatever works for you.
My favorite line is "As for the future, read on Bloggers and you shall see, I cannot find it in myself to continue much longer without revealing too much..." because it implies a really great backstory. Also, addressing the readers explicitly is something no other blog has done.
Do you have a plan with addressing the reader as blogger? it was a little offputting. also if i am a blogger you cant say you are visiting my noble and austere city because me the blogger lives in decatur, not castle appartments. Wisconsin is a state not a kingdom and there is no earl of wisconsin.
ReplyDelete", nothing is sacred my friends, especially your selves, for what is this Quintessence of dust?"-- wtf bro.
if you are trying to make your charactor schizophrenic then you need to be more subtle. if you are not, try not to seem so schizophrenic.
and chill with the narnia shit.
I would go ahead and start over if i was in your shoes.
Well you had the smell and "the day started with", but I have no idea what was going on when reading this. I mean it really made no sense. I just dont understand what Narnia has to do with Wisconsin or why I am being addressed as the blogger throughout the post. I am so severly confused right now, I have no idea whats going on. Keep up the good work.
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