Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Blog Post # 3 Very Nice, Very Nice

Today is a exciting day! Though the winds are chilling, I am determined to find out new information about why I am here and who is after me. After a few games of Jenga with the sisters, I am convinced that there is more out there to be found, just as each piece of wood fits together to create a new figure, each piece of information will lead me closer and closer to the truth. TO THE BUSMOBILE!


1 minute and 42 seconds later

 Slightly Aghast Stranger: "Hey"
 Sketchy Dave : "Are you from Wisconsin?"
 Aghast Stranger: "Uh, no."
  Sketchy Dave: "Oh, good. So you are on my side then, no?"

42 minutes later

There is a terror about town, beastly really...wonderful and beastly... who is to know how much. As I was on my way to find new adventures, bumping merrily on my way, suddenly the bus screeched to a hault! Foul words rushed through the air! They were just carrying her away when I finally saw her, she was absolutely stunning! Her elegant industrial uniform perfectly accented her voluptuous booty, whilst her weave, just hanging on to her head swayed gently in the wind. Her name...Shaniqua. Never have I ever met such a creature in my life! I am much amazed by her charm and her ability to lift bus drivers. YES I MUST WIN HER FOR MINE OWN! I shall call her...Lady Sketch! And she shall be my lady. Yes bloggers, I now take a pause in my life's work to recover another most important journey in life. The journey of the heart. For you see bloggers, Sketchy people need love too. And Shaniqua will be mine. Do you hear that Bloggers? Yes, that. Tis the sound of wedding bells! For now...I think I'll go get some coffee.

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